If Only

I wish we could have shown up for one mission in this:

http://www.tanklimo.com/

speaking of preparation

dudes, can we buy one?

Pics?

Hey -- Just wondering if anyone has pictures of when Brandon and I got Wabashed. Especially G-rated ones.

Andrew

For those of you flying in...

Recently, I was on a flight for business and I was flipping through the infamous SkyMall magazine. If you're having a problems with your neck, or perhaps just a bad day, I'm glad to know that there's a company only thinking of others...

The NeckPro.

Also, most likely if you're reading this, you have received an invite to say

• Yes
• No
• Maybe

to come to the festival. Please respond so can get a frickin' count.

A few weeks ago when Cambpell was up here doing some geocaching... he was attempting to take a picture of an old covered bridge down the road from my house, he paused as we heard the sound of what we thought was a motorcycle coming through but to our surpise it was this guy, who gave Cambpell a very gruff "Sooorrry". Just a proposal what do you guys think about no shirt and overalls being the new J-house uniform?

J House/Chicktown Heritage?

Story Update --- Oklahoma City, OK
Possible second J-House/Chicktown offspring sighting. Photograph A, dated November 11, 2006 was recently released to the public. Ties to the J-House basement sect are obvious. Photograph B, dated December 16, 2006 indicates the strong musical inclination known to exist in the Chicktown line.

The father was in the bathroom and could not be reached for comment.

J-House/Chicktown Product Steals Own Left Shoe; Cites War-Torn History

Vancouver, Canada (AP) --
Chloe Joanna Jones stole her own left shoe today, and her therapist is blaming a history of family conflict.

"Aaaaaah, wuh, wuh, waaaaah," Jones explained in a statement earlier today.

Apparently her parents came from backgrounds where this kind of thing was accepted as "normal."

When asked whether she was planning any kind of retaliation, Chloe pointed to her right foot, which was also, strangely, missing a shoe.

Psychiatrists also suspect that Chloe's parents, Andrew and Whitney Jones, had subliminal conflict issues coming to the surface when they gave Chloe the initials "C.J." -- the same initials as "Chicktown" and "J-House."

"I, I had no idea..." stammered Andrew, just before collapsing onto the couch in tears. "What have we done?"

Other interesting phenomena have also been reported, including long-distance urination, poo-wars, and the inability to properly use a toilet.

One other J-Chick product is rumored to exist somewhere in Oklahoma. Whether he has experienced similar challenges is unknown.


Postscript: When the subject of the proper use of the title "Commander" was mentioned in connection with research for this article, Chloe laughed, farted loudly, and refused to study Calculus.

J-force Around The World

Just wanted to show you guys, something that cambpell showed me awhile back called "Google analytics", There is dot for all of you that have visited the blog thus far... my favorite dot is you Rigg, (Australia)... still waiting for India to represent. So far we are getting back in touch from 10 different states and 3 countries, pretty cool huh! Here is the link to the J-house trailer in case you didn't see it from Ben's email http://youtube.com/watch?v=SdLqoDIbBXg I would also like to make a public apology to Dan as I did a few weeks ago. I told him that I remembered when he turned 23 how I would give him a hard time about how old he was by playing Blink 182's "What's my age again" well I turned 26 last thursday and all the punk high schooler's that Jess and I have a small group with love pointing out that I am now closer to 30 than 20, (as well as the fact that I am heading for grey at about the same rate as my father)... so I shall say it again... I am Sorry DAN! Hope you guys have a good week!

O.K. after seeing the great debate regarding Miles encroaching on commander's title and Scarpacci's suggestion to put it to a vote... Here's your chance below.

On a somber day like today following yesterday's tragic events on the campus of Virginia Tech I have found my stomach in knots. I keep thinking what if that nutjob had decided to go to I.U. to study english instead of V.T. My little sister (Maria) could have just as easily been any one of those kids sitting in class not realizing their life was about to come to a horrific end. Or how many of us knew someone in the dorms freshman year at Purdue who we thought was a little "off" and reclusive but never capable of doing something like this. Just wanted to open it up and see if you guys had any input in this matter.